They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own