Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
