Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Breathe in not out

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them