As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure