A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror