You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

Time is relentless. Are you?

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need