As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
