Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

You keep the peace they get everything else

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it