“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged