Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously