What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen