If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
