I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio