I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

All dressed down with nowhere to go

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Easy to please but problematic to appease

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like