Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
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Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
You keep the peace they get everything else
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No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns