God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

In Let there be plight the P is silent

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…