Time Is Up, por Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Time Is Up

A la recherche du temps perdu

has been variously translated as

A Remembrance of Things Past

and

In Search of Lost Time

but three years of high school French

is enough to know that

the correct translation

in American English is

Time Was Money

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