The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

God is the world’s only super-bower

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us