God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–