Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…