We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
I want what you want so I want a cow
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke