The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
A being becomes human when you add meaning
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews