The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
Breathe in not out
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
