My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Love may never win but love always ties
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
