We disparage lip service But it is the first step Towards actual service Because self-service is our unspok… What starts as lip service and liv…
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
You keep the peace they get everything else
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
