Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold