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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Post Everything– Churn, Churn, Churn. There’s No Offseason– Churn, Churn, Churn.

I like positive reinforcement
As much as the next guy
And the next guy
Gets a lot of likes
So, it’s back to the grindstone
If I’m going to get mine

Other works by Chris Gaither...
World War IV Is a Psyberwar

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
We’re Meant to Suffer in Silence

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
Good Grief

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
Being and Time: A Riposte

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
Do What You’re Good At

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The Order of Things: God Is 1 (One), We Are 2 (Two/Too)

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
Godspeed

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Haiku

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
To Sleep, Perchance to Clean

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
One Is the Loneliest Number but Nu Is the Loneliest Letter

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
“The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was... What is the secret of his immortality?” That’s an easy one, Mark Twain: The Tree of Life

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
“Our nervous system is simultaneously being challenged by incompatible demands demanding both avoidance of contact with the SARSCov2 virus and the fulfillment of our biological imperative of connecting with others to feel calm and safe”

The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
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Education Can Establish Your Social Class but It’s Up to You to Secure Your Class Rank

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
Rundown Republic

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Hooking Up in the Time of Cholera

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us



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