There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me