Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it