The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
