I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive