Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times