A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
