You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…