I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless