That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
