For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done