Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…