I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
If you fear God Then you will turn your attention… At various times each day Coming to learn that the fear of… Is the fear of losing your connect…
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
I don’t get mad I get odd
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
