It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
