When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
