Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
