Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety