What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task