I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
