I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation