The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions