You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…