Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork