God is the world’s only super-bower

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having