If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events