I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable