I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

I want what you want so I want a cow

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet