I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that