While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass