The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…