If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
