The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
