When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix