The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error