There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…