I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice