Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots